Things I wish I wouldve said.

i want to write a blog devoted to things i wish i had said...or maybe i'll just add a label to this one because i dont want to be a crazy blog lady who's old and alone with her 15 blogs to keep her company- but i digress.

i was at the bookstore recently-not reading books but instead watching a movie on my laptop. im a rebel. anyhoo at this particular book store there are no plugs in convenient places there is one in the coffee shop that doesnt work and several spread sporadically along the walls and columns in walkways. i found a nook to sit in and not be a fire hazard.

while im talking about having my laptop plugged in though, this heffa at the laundry mat the other day made me unplug the laptop- which i was using- saying "this is no charge this laundry" which i took her broken english to mean "this isnt a charging station its for laundry"...pissed me off- i wont be going back there...but again i digress.

back at the book store a group of girls looking for a place to study-we'll call them a study group- couldnt find a plug, they came to mine, only i took the only non fire hazardy location so they sat with their cords strewn across a main walkway quietly studying in their group until a grumpy customer walked by and said something to the effect of-"that cant be there, some one will trip...we dont have to supply plugs...i'll get a manger" the latter was stated when the girls basically blew her off.

I figure my movies over, its getting cold anyway let me just move. I gave them my spot.

as she went to get the manager however, one of the girls said "you dont have to supply your mouth"

i chuckled. it was funny
but all of this made me think of "things i would have said"

things i would have said if you had given me three more minutes to reflect upon the words and gestures that just flowed from you in my direction

things i would have said if you werent my boss or in some sort of authoritative position over me

things i would have said if i could have had 4 seconds of silence to think of a clever retort

things i would have said if i didnt mind getting kicked out

things i would have said if Jesus weren't holdin me

COME BACK HERE I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING TO SAY

feel free, to leave rants and comments and things you would have said