last week

last week we called the police

we're still waiting

i was visiting my friends, there were 4 of us. we pulled into her parking lot and there was this really creepy White man walking around, we chilled in the car for a while then noticed he was kind of walking in circles and looking into the car.

they kind of freaked out, i mean it was weird but there were 4 of us and 1 of him so i was less freaked out...but thats beside the point...he walked into the field-directly across from her front door- and just kind of stood near the bushes and looked into the car...so we got the hell out of there

we called the police at about 8:15pm...to a nice upscale townhouse property (though it is somewhat near the hood) i mean presidents drive...thats nice

anyway they couldnt find the address in their database (even though mapquest knows where it is) we said "### presidents drive" ..."uhm we have constitution" well i can see how thats related but no dumb ass thats not the same thing...anyway we proceed to tell her that a white man in jeans and a dark shirt was lurking in the bushes...can you send someone out...this was quite literally the longest 911 conversation ever- i mean that ive ever been a witness to

we said this twice

about 45 mins to an hour go by and we get a call from a cop...we've already gone back to her house and moved on...he says "i just got the call, i dont see anyone out here...did you say a black man in a white shirt?"

wtf ?!? idk if youre dyslexic or racist man but as long as its taken you to get here and not help me i couldve been raped and murdered actually im answering the phone from the shallow grave ive been buried in- in the field adjacent to the house. thanks for your help.

i really gotta learn and get used to the fact that dectectives benson and stabler arent real life cops. dectective benson would have came and sat in the house with us until stabler found the guy and beat the hell out of him...oh joy....actually if i were a cop i'd sue dick wolf for false advirtisement